Shakespearean Valentines

I couldn't help myself. I apologize in advance if some of the jokes are a bit too obscure/silly...

Macbeth,

Roses, they're red;
Daggers should be too.
Buttercups are yellow.
Question is... Are you?

Your Lady "Tigress"

*****

Desdemona,

The roses were red;
The violets were blue.
"Allergies," you said.
Here's a hanky. Achoo!

Othello

*****

Bottom,

I paid for our evening;

(I'm a broad-minded lass)

While you ate the chocolate,

The roses... hay, grass(!).

I just wanted a card.

It's over, you a**!

Titania

*****

Hamlet,

Roses are purple; violets are gray,
Tomorrow is St. Valentine's Day...
Pansies are yellow; rue is like gold.
Marriage is hellish; nunneries, cold.
Pray, love, remember, when you are blue,
That--hey, nonny, hey--I'm crazy for you!

Ophelia